Saturday, October 17th, 2009

Fun Time

get-rich-quick-jackassI  thought we might all need a little break from being so intense and serious about money making…

So I’m inventing Fun-time for Internet Marketers.  Join in the fun and add one of  your favorites.

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A little sign in my friends office:
I’ll Have a Caffe Mocha Vodka, Valium Latte
Please…  to go!

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Inside every older person is a  younger person wondering
What the hell happened.

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Some of our Newbies will relate to this one:
I’m  having an Out-Of-Money  Experience.

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Age Improves with Wine.


I’m a self made person.  I started out with nothing.
And I still have most of it left!

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I can’t be “Over the Hill”,  I never got to the top.

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If at first you dont succeed…
destroy all evidence that you tried.

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Feeling Estranged?
I’m living so far beyond my income…
you could easily say we’re living apart!

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Don’t worry about what people think,  They don’t do
It very often.

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Saw this on a Tee Shirt in the store.

(In Big Letters)   Sarcasm
Then:  Just one more service I provide.

I thought about getting it for the Gazzz man,  but
Didn’t buy it.  Figured he already had one.

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I used to care!
But I take a pill for that now.

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One of our fellow marketers got into a little trouble
Trying this one:

“Everything I say can be fully substantiated …
By My Own Opinion!”

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And Believe it or not,  but our Benjamin Franklin gave
Us this one:

“Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy!”

Way to go Benny!

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Irish Diplomacy:
The Art of telling some one to go to Hell…
And have them look forward to the trip.

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And a word of advice for you all:
Be Careful!
Or you will end up in my novel!

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And my favorite word of encouragement
On my  profiles:

I haven’t failed.  I just haven’t succeeded yet.

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Now,  Add your favorite one or two liner,  and I’ll give you a little gift.

Want to add this Time Out to your blog?  No problem,
As long as you include these credits:

“Stolen from if
You visit her Blog, she’ll give you a free book”

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12 Responses

October 20, 2009

Oh Daylynne,

You just crack me up! You are certainly one heck of a creative woman! I see that you have taken some time away from your mercenary job in order to post these witty sayings. :-)

Okay…I have a few to add:

~~~When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
~~~Out of my mind; back in five minutes
~~~Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
~~~Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

As always, Daylyyne-I wish you the very best-take care!

October 22, 2009

Hi Daylynne,

Some of these had me laughing out loud – thanks for the light entertainment – god knows, I need it.

Here’s one for all us drivers out there:

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Take care,

October 22, 2009

Hey Joann…
thanks for adding to the fun…
I’m sending you the book you wanted, “Believe it and Achieve it”
Start believing… :-)
Anyone else want a FREE gift… some of you can even name your
own. LOL.

October 22, 2009

Hey Andrew…
Laughing out loud is where its at! Doing the thing youi
LOVE to do, has to make you happy and laughing… and with
this business, its fun to be laughing all the way to the bank!
Thanks for your addition… Yeah I did notice that… all those
OTHER drivers are soooo dumb!

November 11, 2009

Hey, hey. I am oil rig hopping…if you know hat I mean. I came hear from a post to the forum. That’s a nice photo, but you need to make more frequent posts. :)

November 15, 2009

HI Evan..
Thanks for visiting my blog…. even though you came to fish under my rig. LOL
Sorry about not putting up more content recently, we got really busy and wrapped up
in giving my first GiveAway Event. I should have sent you an invite.
Actually, my programmer has two of my articles he was supposed to put up.. until I
made him do some work on the event.

In case you’d like to come, our next event with my new partner will be on December 15th,
with JV sign-ups starting Dec 1st. I’ll be posting the link here about next Sunday.

Come back again, and bring your fishing pole… :-)

November 16, 2009

Hi Daylynne,

I love the fact that you gave us a little humor to lighten our day. The Bible says “a merry heart doeth good like a medicine.” So true.

Mac Anderson, founder of Simple Truths , says “A sense of humor, and especially laughing at yourself, can be one of life’s greatest blessings.”

Here are two humorous sayings from church signs:

Speak well of your enemies, after all, you made them.

There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google!


November 16, 2009

Hi Dawn
Thanks for your comment, and the addition to Fun Time!
Yes, you’re right, we all need time for some fun every day, especially
marketing people who tend to take themselves a little too seriously
at times. :-)

I hope you signed up for some of the great free books available on my blog
too. Be sure to check out my announcements and up-coming events.

November 18, 2009

Hey Daylynne,

Thanks for the laughter!!

Here are my contributions:

If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?

Isn’t is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Why is it that when trasporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

and finally

“Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?


November 18, 2009

Hey Rob…
tee hee tee hee… thanks for the funnies… :-)
Go ahead and sign up for my Blog news, and I’ll keep you up to date
with the good things happening and the funnies too…
Thanks for your comments…always appreciated…

July 16, 2011

Hi Daylynne,

I’m a newbie and am still reading my way through your blog. Great content! Then as I was beginning to get ready to log off, I found your Fun Time page and had read it to the end. Your readers also have a good sense of humor too!

Here is my contribution:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.

2. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.


August 20, 2011

Thanks Cliff for your comment
and that great addition to FunTime…
You are reminding me that its time to do a Part 2 or 3 to
Fun Time..
I’m glad you found some good content to help you on the way…
I hope it helps you towards your success…
be sure to watch for some terrific stuff coming up very soon…