One of the worse things about being a “Newbie”  is learning  where to start!  Thousands of new words and phrases to learn,  maybe a couple zillion products to learn how they work.

Endless Emails of how to do this or that…  what’s a poor Newbie to do?

Then, on top of all that  –  “they” keep pounding at you that you  have to build a list!  List Building – List Building  — soon that’s all you hear.   You can’t make money without a list,  Build Your List!  Build Your List!

The whole thing is frustrating enough without being hammered about a list!  Well the REAL  problem is – how do you build a list without having a list to build from?

Really –  almost every way to build a list – isn’t – they are mostly ways to ADD to your list,  but not how to start it!

I  thought we might all need a little break from being so intense and serious about money making…

So I’m inventing Fun-time for Internet Marketers.  Join in the fun and add one of  your favorites.

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A little sign in my friends office:
I’ll Have a Caffe Mocha Vodka, Valium Latte
Please…  to go!

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Inside every older person is a  younger person wondering
What the hell happened.

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Some of our Newbies will relate to this one:
I’m  having an Out-Of-Money  Experience.

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Age Improves with Wine.

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I’m a self made person.  I started out with nothing.
And I still have most of it left!

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I can’t be “Over the Hill”,  I never got to the top.

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If at first you dont succeed…
destroy all evidence that you tried.

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Feeling Estranged?
I’m living so far beyond my income…
you could easily say we’re living apart!

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Don’t worry about what people think,  They don’t do
It very often.

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Saw this on a Tee Shirt in the store.

(In Big Letters)   Sarcasm
Then:  Just one more service I provide.

I thought about getting it for the Gazzz man,  but
Didn’t buy it.  Figured he already had one.

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I used to care!
But I take a pill for that now.

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One of our fellow marketers got into a little trouble
Trying this one:

“Everything I say can be fully substantiated …
By My Own Opinion!”

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And Believe it or not,  but our Benjamin Franklin gave
Us this one:

“Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy!”

Way to go Benny!

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Irish Diplomacy:
The Art of telling some one to go to Hell…
And have them look forward to the trip.

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And a word of advice for you all:
Be Careful!
Or you will end up in my novel!

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And my favorite word of encouragement
On my  profiles:

I haven’t failed.  I just haven’t succeeded yet.

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Now,  Add your favorite one or two liner,  and I’ll give you a little gift.

Want to add this Time Out to your blog?  No problem,
As long as you include these credits:

“Stolen from www.DaylynnesBlog.com if
You visit her Blog, she’ll give you a free book”

“Remember, the aim of an Email ad is only to get the prospect to click through to your web site. The sales letter or squeeze page should complete the sale for you. ” Here are some tips to writing your own Email ads that you can take away and try out for yourself.

The Subject:

Take care to ensure your subject line stands out and grabs the reader’s attention. Just think of all the email that your prospect probably receives… Plenty right? So your subject line really needs to be eye-catching. Here are some subject lines you can complete as required to fit in with your offer:

~ ~ And all that reminds me of a good thought for the day:

- -     The only person I have to be ‘better than,’  is the  person I was yesterday – -

~ ~ Daylynne ~ ~

Thought for the Day:

If you focus on what’s behind…

You’ll never see what’s up ahead!

Or — you can only change what’s ahead.

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