I’m a newbie and am still reading my way through your blog. Great content! Then as I was beginning to get ready to log off, I found your Fun Time page and had read it to the end. Your readers also have a good sense of humor too!

Here is my contribution:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.

2. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

Thanks,
Cliff

Thanks for the laughter!!

Here are my contributions:

If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?

Isn’t is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Why is it that when trasporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

and finally

“Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Rob

I hope you signed up for some of the great free books available on my blog
too. Be sure to check out my announcements and up-coming events.
Thanks,
Daylynne

I love the fact that you gave us a little humor to lighten our day. The Bible says “a merry heart doeth good like a medicine.” So true.

Mac Anderson, founder of Simple Truths , says “A sense of humor, and especially laughing at yourself, can be one of life’s greatest blessings.”

Here are two humorous sayings from church signs:

Speak well of your enemies, after all, you made them.

There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google!

Dawn

In case you’d like to come, our next event with my new partner will be on December 15th,
with JV sign-ups starting Dec 1st. I’ll be posting the link here about next Sunday.

Come back again, and bring your fishing pole…
Daylynne