Posts Tagged ‘Valium’

October 17th, 2009

Fun Time

get-rich-quick-jackassI  thought we might all need a little break from being so intense and serious about money making…

So I’m inventing Fun-time for Internet Marketers.  Join in the fun and add one of  your favorites.

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A little sign in my friends office:
I’ll Have a Caffe Mocha Vodka, Valium Latte
Please…  to go!

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Inside every older person is a  younger person wondering
What the hell happened.

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Some of our Newbies will relate to this one:
I’m  having an Out-Of-Money  Experience.

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Age Improves with Wine.

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I’m a self made person.  I started out with nothing.
And I still have most of it left!

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I can’t be “Over the Hill”,  I never got to the top.

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If at first you dont succeed…
destroy all evidence that you tried.

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Feeling Estranged?
I’m living so far beyond my income…
you could easily say we’re living apart!

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Don’t worry about what people think,  They don’t do
It very often.

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Saw this on a Tee Shirt in the store.

(In Big Letters)   Sarcasm
Then:  Just one more service I provide.

I thought about getting it for the Gazzz man,  but
Didn’t buy it.  Figured he already had one.

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I used to care!
But I take a pill for that now.

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One of our fellow marketers got into a little trouble
Trying this one:

“Everything I say can be fully substantiated …
By My Own Opinion!”

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And Believe it or not,  but our Benjamin Franklin gave
Us this one:

“Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy!”

Way to go Benny!

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Irish Diplomacy:
The Art of telling some one to go to Hell…
And have them look forward to the trip.

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And a word of advice for you all:
Be Careful!
Or you will end up in my novel!

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And my favorite word of encouragement
On my  profiles:

I haven’t failed.  I just haven’t succeeded yet.

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Now,  Add your favorite one or two liner,  and I’ll give you a little gift.

Want to add this Time Out to your blog?  No problem,
As long as you include these credits:

“Stolen from www.DaylynnesBlog.com if
You visit her Blog, she’ll give you a free book”